1. colleen smith@collnsmith Men who aren't ur bf: what kind of a fool doesn't massage & oil their girlfriend three hours a dayMen who are: hey can you fetch me the remote it's under my own ass 6:25 AM - Jan 26, 2018 101K 20.4K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 2. View image on Twitter keely@keelythepest can you imagine how hot we all would have seemed like 600 years ago 5:49 AM - Jan 6, 2018 25.3K 5,811 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 3. KatieTwoHands@KatieTwoHands Every female chef on Chef's Table: "Food is an expression of love and I want to nourish the world"Every male chef on Chef's Table: "I was a bad little boy until I went to kitchen army" 8:27 AM - Jan 23, 2018 9,832 1,456 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 4. post lets-bone@kxthleen other girls wearing low ponytails: smart, classy, professional, beautifulme wearing a low ponytail: will turner in pirates of the caribbean 11:45 PM - Jan 3, 2018 · Sheffield, England 188K 52.7K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 5. Gracie Hoos@cottoncandaddy [shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down 6:27 AM - Dec 13, 2017 123K 33.5K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 6. Living Marble@living_marble MEN: we're gonna stop flirting at work and giving unasked-for hugsWOMEN: greatMEN: wait, no, you don't understand, those were threats 10:28 PM - Dec 4, 2017 56.6K 16.5K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 7. View image on Twitter la loba@vickto_willy You ever send ya man a funny meme & he say he already saw it..like wow u laughed at it & didnt think that maybe I wanted to laugh too wow ok 4:59 AM - Jul 30, 2017 124K 49K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 8. Elizabeth M.@_ElizabethMay Women: Dear men, please treat us with respectToo many men: FINE, I GUESS I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO A WOMAN AGAIN EVER 11:22 PM - Feb 10, 2018 60.4K 17.6K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 9. Natalie Walker (friend of Paddington)@nwalks Being a straight man on instagram is easy heres coffee and a book. The book is by david foster wallace. Or michael chabon. The caption is “catching up with an old friend” so you know I have read this book before— long ago. Long before u even had heard of “ a book” 11:41 PM - Jan 17, 2018 7,524 1,048 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 10. beth mccoll ✔@imteddybless woman: [makes joke]man: okay you do realise this is INCORRECT? let me explain 1:55 PM - Feb 10, 2018 22.1K 4,210 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 11. Educated House Wife@SierraHighKey Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby! Body: yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month. Uterus: ... Body: please dont... Uterus: You do this all the time These false alarms. IM DONE. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. *Rips down wall paper* -The menstrual cycle 7:10 AM - Dec 7, 2017 383K 130K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 12. View image on Twitter elf @veneficaultrix Really happy they labelled which toothbrush covers are for men so I don't accidentally kill my husband, who is allergic to colours. 9:12 PM - Nov 13, 2017 26.8K 9,878 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 13. lucy@_lucyppp my face without makeup at home: glowy, fresh, fading acne scarsmy face without makeup in the mirror of a public toilet: looks like i have recently died of the bubonic plague after not sleeping for 5 years 10:13 AM - Dec 1, 2017 164K 62.2K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 14. Jebby@Jennuflect [me as a DJ]Where my single ladies at?*drunk responses*This one's for you*turns off music, serious tone*This is a bad place to meet men 1:56 AM - Sep 19, 2015 17.4K 9,440 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 15. mo@gnarlypug me on facebook vs. me on twitter 5:31 AM - Oct 29, 2017 28.5K 12.5K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 16. Deirdre ✔@figgled "LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." commands the small cushion. You whisper "I'm trying" but that only makes it angrier 10:52 AM - Aug 22, 2017 4,502 1,777 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 17. Kendra @kendrawcandraw Dudes make fun of girls for duck face yet all their selfies look like the last known footage of them 3:04 AM - Apr 13, 2016 1,217 503 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 18. Lil Twinkie@In_A_YamChele Your MCM thinks texting “WYD” and “how’s work” ten times a day is getting to know you. he’s 31. 9:27 PM - Oct 9, 2017 30.9K 10.1K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 19. K8@katieottey Girls vs Boys 1:25 PM - Sep 18, 2017 · Greenwich, London 32.1K 7,684 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 20. Ashley Fetters ✔@AshleyFetters hey it's me, your friend who ignores everything going on in the group text and then chimes in every six days with a single "omg" 8:45 PM - Sep 18, 2017 71.4K 23.6K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 21. View image on Twitter Meegle @SaveTheMayotee If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male writers do 5:12 PM - Sep 8, 2017 134K 39.5K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 22. pay10@payt_xoxo you vs. the girl he cheats with 9:57 PM - Sep 6, 2017 104K 25.9K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 23. View image on Twitter val.@krystaalmeth I just wish white men could stop talking to me at this point 1:06 PM - Aug 25, 2017 58.8K 21.3K people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy 24. Summer@summerjscott literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that 8:41 PM - Aug 27, 2017 381K 113K people are talking about this
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