Some people think figure skating is some foofy poofy sport where you gracefully skate across ice and dance in sparkles or whatever. I am here to tell you that is FALSE. Yes, there are dope, sparkly outfits...but *Oprah voice* THE TRUTH IS that can't be further from the...truth!
Harpo
1. Just look right here...
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2. ...SHE IS TWO INCHES FROM HER IMMINENT, ICY DOOM.
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3. This. THIS. She could literally BELLYFLOP on ICE.
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4. And like, dude, hold your arms out. SHE CAN'T FLY.
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5. Also, holy my cannoli...
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6. ...GIRL, BE CAREFUL!
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7. Sorry, but I DO NOT trust this guy.
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8. Get outta there!
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9. Get down from there!
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10. Wait, you guys, SHE IS LITERALLY CLIMBING ON HIM WITH SKATES. *Shaking a bit*
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11. She's basically crying out for help, people. HELP HER.
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12. There is so much happening here I am NOT comfortable with. Y'all are crazy!
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13. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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14. WHY?!
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15. DON'T DO IT!!!
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16. Frankly, this is NOT going to end nicely.
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17. WHERE IS HIS HEAD?!
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18. IT'S LIKE SHE WANTS TO DIE.
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19. "This is lovely." —Skater almost dying
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20. I'M SORRY, but you are just asking for a thumb jam doing that!
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21. *Grandma voice* BE CAREFUL!
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22. *Whoopi voice* "Girl, you in danger."
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23. PICK HER UP.
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24. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
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25. NO NO NO.
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26. "I deeply regret this, I think." —Her
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27. WHAT IN TARNATION?!
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28. HER FACE SAYS IT ALL.
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29. "Oy, mista. You me dad?!" —Her, maybe
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30. BREATHE, MAN. JUST BREATHE!!!
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31. YOU DO REALIZE THAT'S A BLADE, RIGHT?!?!
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32. IT'S LIKE HE GETS A SICK PLEASURE FROM IT.
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33. *Rose on the raft voice* "Don't let go." —Her
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In conclusion, wowowowow. SHEESH MCGEESH. Figure skating is crazy, right?!
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