1. A smooth snow broom that won't scratch the paint on your car. It expands to 49 inches, which is perfect for you and your short arms. Snow be gone!
2. A The North Face running jacket with inner mitts and handy thumbhole cuffs to keep your hands warm and give you instant insulation (even when it's wet!!) from the freezing cold so you can stay out longer to get your workout in.
3. A snow shovel with an extra spring handle so you don't have to hurt your back from the constant strain of clearing your driveway, sidewalk, and whatever else is in your way of a clear path.
4. A pair of heat-locking long Johns, because layers are super important when you have to shovel your body weight in solidified water.
5. A couple of investment-worthy tire traction mats that'll be able to help you get your car out of your icy driveway, or even in the springtime with excess mud or sand!
6. A pair of wool gloves with touchscreen technology so you can text your bestie about how much you can't stand snow storms.
7. A pair of insulated, sturdy blaster gloves for anyone who spends all fucking day outdoors and would prefer if their hands didn't get frostbite without sacrificing precious flexibility.
8. An actual snow blower that'll clear all the evidence of the wildest winter storm you've seen since, well, last year.
9. A pair of ice cleats you can fold up and pack in your bag so you won't have to slip and slide over black ice while you're walking the dog.
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Promising review: "We get more ice than snow in Portland, and walking the dog has been a frightening experience. Not anymore. These things bite into the ice and make me feel almost invincible. I'm passing people on the sidewalk. My dog wishes he had some for his paws. I'm telling everyone I know to get them." —J. Duncan
Get them from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in sizes XS–M, five colors).
10. An amazing pet-safe ice melt so your best friend's little pawsies won't get irritated while they play in the snow and they won't get sick if they decide to get a taste. No really, their paws can actually burn!
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Promising review: "This works very well in getting rid of the ice and I love that it is good for pets and small children. While we don't have any in the house, the neighborhood we live in now has a lot of pets and children running around and I like how it melts the ice for the children but won't harm their pets." —julie
11. And a container of paw protection wax to keep your pup's feet from the burning of ice melt. Poor babies.
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Promising review: "This really works! I wanted to try this this for a protectant during the winter so my golden retriever Tammy can go on her walks comfortably in snow and cold. Not only does it make that possible, as she seems to have no sensitivity to the snow, salt and cold, but it is softening her very rough paw pads! Her pads are so rough they can cause terrible scratches on human skin, but that is improving greatly with daily use." —Carla G.
12. A set of doggy boots for your bougie dog who can't stand to get her paws wet because she's a queen, dammit!
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All dogs are queens!
Promising review: "My small black lab has never worn shoes successfully before, and these stay on her!!! All of them! Which is super important when you walk your dog in the winter in Minnesota and she wants to run in the park where the snow is two feet deep. Haven't lost a shoe yet. and I love that they are waterproof, so I don't have to worry about her walking through puddles and getting frozen feet." —Sarah Semlak
13. A windshield cover with magnetic edges, because wiping snow off your car with a broom is so 2017.
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We're in the future, baby!
Promising review: "I really like this. For the first time in years I don't have to run out and scrape the windows in the morning. The magnets stick well, and the flaps keep everything tight and impossible to steal off of the car." —Donna M.
14. A lightweight, down coat to cover your thighs and butt, because even your lower extremities deserve protection when you're making snow angels.
15. Or a micro puff hoody featuring a waterproof, windproof, and synthetic insulated shell that'll give you so much warmth without feeling weighed down or extra bulky.
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Promising review: "This is a superb jacket and the weight to warmth ratio is exceptional. I used this jacket across Europe through the months of November and December. Even in the occasional snow, sleet and sideways rain it kept me warm and dried very quickly." —JHDR
Get it from Patagonia for $299 (available in sizes XS–XXL, four colors).
16. A North Face chunky tube scarf and cable scarf with heat-trapping and quick-drying technology. You can layer them to use as an actual barrier between you and the snow blowing in your face.
17. A fuzzy pair of insulated wool socks so your whole calf will be able to have another layer of warm and toasty instead of damp and dreary.
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They regulate your body temperature so your feet can stay cool in the summer and warm in the winter!
Promising review: "I purchased these Smartwool Mountaineer socks mainly to wear when I am outside for extended periods of time, whether it be shoveling snow or walking the dog in the 30 degree temperatures. These socks are very cushioned and extra thick, and my feet stay completely warm when I'm outside in the cold. The length is longer than other Smartwool socks, going up to at least my mid-calf and I am 5'5". The wool keeps my feet warm and dry. All in all, Smartwool socks are the warmest socks I have found and these Mountaineering socks are as warm and cushy as you can get." —CMB
18. A pair of duck boots with felt and fleece lining, as well as slip traction, because the days of cold feet and tripping over mounds of snow is fucking over. We're leaving that negativity in 2017.
19. A cold weather face mask perfect for avoiding horrid bloody noses from that dry-ass cold air you have to expose yourself to in order to get to work every morning.
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Isn't it enough that you had to avoid big ice puddles? When will winter just stop?
Promising review: "We live in Northern Maine where the temperatures reach -50 degrees F with the windchill. This mask is exceptionally warm and does wonders for keeping out the icy chill. The material is comfortable, not itchy like so many other products. Breathing is easily done using the vent system. My husband used this to walk to and from work, which is approximately one mile from our house." —Jennifer Shapiro
20. A couple packs of hand warmers and foot warmersthat'll provide up to nine hours of much needed heat to the soles of your feet and the palms of your hands.
21. A pair of toasty sheepskin Ugg headphone earmuffs to keep the cute tips of your ears warm while blasting Kodak Black.
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Music is the only thing getting you through the slip slide of sludge.
Promising review: "This is hands down, the BEST purchase I have made this winter season! I don't much like wearing hats, but my ears always get cold, so earmuffs are the logical accessory to turn to. I love listening to music on my commute though, and earbuds under earmuffs sound like a very uncomfortable idea! This is the PERFECT solution! I definitely recommend; they're so soft!" —Laura
Get them from Amazon for $74.95+ (available in five colors).
22. Or if you're not into earmuffs, a bluetooth beanie so you stay warm (and energized) during a run after a horrible snow storm.
23. A pair of fleece-lined leggings and water-repellant alpine pants so your legs can be warm and protected from the elements for long periods of time.
24. A heated ice scraper that'll heat up to 392 degrees and break all the frozen water off your car with sharp teeth without you having to use that good ol' elbow grease.
25. A pom pom beanie for keeping you cute and warm, because you lose the most heat from your head anyway!
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Get it from American Eagle for $15.95. Available in three colors.
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Hopefully you won't be as miserable as Jon Snow beyond the wall. Poor bb, winter is here.
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